seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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