I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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