Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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