I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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