I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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