I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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