I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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