Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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