I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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