they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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