Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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