for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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