Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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