Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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