belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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