I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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