Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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