I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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