THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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