i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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