Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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