If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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