It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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