Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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