absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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