How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize