I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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