2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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