My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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