So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
