You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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