I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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