So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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