so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
