walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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