ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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