okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize