so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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