You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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