batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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