I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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