How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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