it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize