I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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