I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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