So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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