Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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