Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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