I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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