white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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