shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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