i may or may not be watching the land before time
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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