Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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