Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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