put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
