Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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