just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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