can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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