Dual....:-)
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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