took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
