so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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